Dear Everyone In Line At Wal-Mart, I’m sorry that I walked behind a closed cash register, turned on the light, and shouted; “I can help the next customers in line over here!” But I was in a hurry and needed to make our line a little shorter. Love, Bakker
Category: Letters From A Bakker
Letters from the Bake
Its OK To Ask For A Little Help…
Dear Self, You have reached the point in your life where you are too old to be getting trapped under your own motorcycle while trying to load it onto your trailer. In the future, it is probably a good idea to ask for a little help while loading, preferably BEFORE pinning yourself beneath your bike, …
Dang You Shady Realtors!!!
Dear Real Estate Agents Who List Properties At One Dollar Instead Of One Million Dollars In Order To Show Up In More Search Results; Â You are dishonest and a pain in the a$$. You are really messing up people’s search results. I hope that you step on a Lego Piece in bare feet whilst …
Misunderstood
Dear Neighbor that called me a racist, Although I applaud your efforts to call-out racism, I have to let you know that when you overheard me me telling my daughter not to use the white people towels to clean up a spill; I was referring to the white “people” towels, as opposed to the green …
Dear Work…
Dear Work, I won`t be coming in today because…well…um…ah, just make something up. I`ll see you later on this week!…probably 😉 Love, Bakker
Every Cloud…
Dear Identity Thieves, You can have mine, at this point you can only make my credit score better. Love, Bakker!
Whoa There!
Dear Time, SLOW DOWN ALREADY!!!…we are trying to enjoy this life! Love, Bakker
Sometimes I Just Can’t Help Myself
Dear Store Security, I’m sorry that I imitated your Shoplifter Alarm so well. I didn’t mean to cause such a commotion. By the way, you are pretty agile for a fellow your size. Did you ever consider a career in Track and Field? I think you would do quite well. Love, Bakker
We ALL Want A Good Job!… But ARE There Any?!?!
Dear CUPE, Heard your ads complaining about not having good jobs, reliable hours, predictable shifts, and decent wages. Welcome to the real world. Love, Bakker
Dang You Technology!
Dear GPS, Very effing funny. Love, Bakker