Dang You Shady Realtors!!!

Dear Real Estate Agents Who List Properties At One Dollar Instead Of One Million Dollars In Order To Show Up In More Search Results;
 
You are dishonest and a pain in the a$$. You are really messing up people’s search results. I hope that you step on a Lego Piece in bare feet whilst half-asleep.
 
May the fleas of 1000 camels infest your armpits.
 
Love,
Bakker