Dear Self,

You have reached the point in your life where you are too old to be getting trapped under your own motorcycle while trying to load it onto your trailer. In the future, it is probably a good idea to ask for a little help while loading, preferably BEFORE pinning yourself beneath your bike, and having to summon the strength to lift the darn thing off of yourself just enough to be able to fill your lungs with the required air to call out for help… Dumb-ass!

Love,

Bakker