I wish our dog Cinnamon would find a way to relax…she seems so tense!
I wish our dog Cinnamon would find a way to relax…she seems so tense!
Saddened to hear of the passing of my friend Jason Pimpinella. Rest easy with God brother.
I bought an elliptical machine a few hundred years ago. So far, it has been doing a fantastic job as a clothes hanger. Yesterday, I finally worked up the motivation to try it out. It’s a pretty cool machine; it shows distance travelled, calories burned, and how fast you are going. It also has a heart-rate monitor, but I don’t understand this reading that it gave me…does anyone know what is means?
I was today year’s old when I learned that there is no point in peeling potatoes, it is a waste of time. Whether you are making French Fries, sMashed Potatoes, Sheppard’s Pie, or pretty much anything else just leave ‘em on; no real taste difference. The main difference is that it’s healthier; that’s the only downside.
Dear Captain Sir Thomas Moore,
You are a hero, a role model, and a gentleman.
Thank you sir, the world needs more people like you.
Love,
Bakker
Our Shi-tzu Peaty always smiles when he is about to eat a chip. I have no idea why he does this, but I find it hilarious!
Spherical plains
Dividing the days
You shake your tongue
You’re moving on
No-one else near could
Venom and rage restrained
Defining your caged recourse
Finitely close
Light years away
Nothing else near could
No cliched rhetoric speeches
Said you’d heard it all before
And I’m standing right beside you
No-one else near could
Five days without you
Stealing colors from the nights
Yearn for beside you
In the voices of my mind
Ten years beside you
Seems a blink in my thought’s eye
From here to to Tuesday
Is all you’re asking for
Ten years beside you
Seems a blink in my thought’s eye
Cold wind and miles of pavement
Ember’s burn in sight
I feel redemption
Salvation by your side
If can’t wait until tomorrow
Then I just might
-Bakker
Don’t do it, just don’t. Don’t be a D##k pic sender. I mean don’t send unsolicited pictures of your private parts to strangers. It’s not going to work, and it is rude. My friend has sought romance on some online dating sites, and the volume of prick pics that get sent to her inbox is unbelievable…I had no idea until she tried to show an example on Facebook live the other night (duh!)…and got cut off (double duh!)…that this kind of stuff went on. I know that some couples like to email and text naughty stuff to each other, and that’s fine IF YOU ACTUALLY KNOW EACH OTHER, but who introduces themselves with a picture of his fully erect junk? When my pal held her phone up to the camera with an example of her c##k shot compilation, I flinched, and almost puked, it was awful. I feel bad for anyone who opens a message from a stranger and has to see that, its like getting slapped. It’s f##king disgusting…knock it off.
Mask around your pie-hole,
Stay home, or you’re an arsehole
Six feet, six feet,
Distance all around!