Category: Funny Bits

funny audio, video, and posts from The Bakkery.

Elliptical machine with a heart-rate reading of "Chew Two Aspirin"

Uh-Oh!

I bought an elliptical machine a few hundred years ago. So far, it has been doing a fantastic job as a clothes hanger. Yesterday, I finally worked up the motivation to try it out. It’s a pretty cool machine; it shows distance travelled, calories burned, and how fast you are going. It also has a …

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Potatoes

No Skin Off My Potatoes!

I was today year’s old when I learned that there is no point in peeling potatoes, it is a waste of time. Whether you are making French Fries, sMashed Potatoes, Sheppard’s Pie, or pretty much anything else just leave ‘em on; no real taste difference. The main difference is that it’s healthier; that’s the only …

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