Dear Captain Sir Thomas Moore, You are a hero, a role model, and a gentleman. Thank you sir, the world needs more people like you. Love, Bakker
Category: Letters From A Bakker
Letters from the Bake
Peaty Always Smiles When He Eats Chips
Our Shi-tzu Peaty always smiles when he is about to eat a chip. I have no idea why he does this, but I find it hilarious!
Everyone Deserves A Happy Thanksgiving… Even The Parking Ticket Folks!
I believe that EVERYBODY deserves a Happy Thanksgiving…even the Parking Ticket Writer Folks. I get a ticket on my truck every holiday Monday, so this Thanksgiving, I left a friendly note; Dear Parking Enforcement Officer, I am sure that you will come by and give me a ticket on the Holiday Monday, and I just …
Dress For The Job…
In an unfortunate coincidence, I dressed to match my lawnmower today. I think that my neighbours are laughing at me.
Sheila Needs The Day Off Please
Dear Sheila Weekes’ Boss, Please excuse Sheila from work today. She is needed to make the world a Better Place by celebrating my birthday. This requires her to skip the gym, eat some junk food, do something she enjoys, and hug someone she loves. Unfortunately none of these activities are compatible with a day at …
Gary Taylor
Dear Gary Taylor, Thank-you for beating cancer. It had no business messing with you in the first place, I can’t imagine what it was thinking. The world needs more people like you. I’m sure that your story will give others the strength to fight cancer, and kick it’s a$$ too, because you are proof that …
We Do Not All Share The Same Sense Of Humour
Dear Self, Although it is noble of you to try and diffuse a potential road-rage situation with your charm and wittiness, it is not at all helpful to refer to the Parcel-Delivery Driver involved as “The King Of Queens”. It should be of no surprise to you that said driver went absolutely bananas afterward. Not …
I Feel Like Such An Ass
Dear Lady At The Bell Canada Call Centre, I am so sorry that I made you cry on the phone. I was only trying to explain the ongoing issue that I have had with billing over the past four years, and I didn’t mean to raise my voice. I know that it is not your …
Do you poach kangaroos in the Outback at night with that thing?
Dear Guy With The Four Billion Kilowatt Headlamps, You sure are a great driver. I am surprised that its okay for the rest of us to share the roadway with you. I’m not sure where you were going, but it sure must be important. We would all have happily gotten out of your way, but …
Road Trip!
I thought about my Take Time post the other day, and II agree with me; I should take some time, and so, I am heading East with The Bakkery. Our first stop is Kingston ON to see Andrew Floyd Jr. compete in the Canada Cup Football Championship as Captain for Team Nova Scotia.