Dear Neighbor that called me a racist,

Although I applaud your efforts to call-out racism, I have to let you know that when you overheard me me telling my daughter not to use the white people towels to clean up a spill; I was referring to the white “people” towels, as opposed to the green “dog ” towels that we have. Again, good job on trying to stand-up to racism, but you are barking up the wrong tree.

Love,
Bakker

P.S. Racism SUCKS!