Dear Random Stranger That Parked His Identical Mini-van Next To Mine,

Your remote key-fob wasn’t really controlling both of our vehicles at the same time, I was standing a few cars over with my remote pushing the same buttons as you were pushing on yours. I have to tell you, it was the most fun that I have had for a while. The best part was when you brought your wife over to show her and I stopped. She will never believe you.

Thanks for the entertainment!

Love,

Bakker