Dear Voice-To-Text,

Oh Boy, you sure are a playful one aren’t you! I was trying to give a (new!) co-worker a traffic tip the other day when I dictated;

“Bayview looks like crap today…try Markham up next time maybe…looks a lot better!”

Thanks for changing it to: “Babes, you looks like crap today…try make-up next time baby…looks a lot better!”

No wonder lunch was so awkward, especially since I didn’t realize what you had done until 3pm!

Love,

Bakker