I wish our dog Cinnamon would find a way to relax…she seems so tense!
Author: Bakker
Jason Pimpinella
Saddened to hear of the passing of my friend Jason Pimpinella. Rest easy with God brother.
Uh-Oh!
I bought an elliptical machine a few hundred years ago. So far, it has been doing a fantastic job as a clothes hanger. Yesterday, I finally worked up the motivation to try it out. It’s a pretty cool machine; it shows distance travelled, calories burned, and how fast you are going. It also has a …
No Skin Off My Potatoes!
I was today year’s old when I learned that there is no point in peeling potatoes, it is a waste of time. Whether you are making French Fries, sMashed Potatoes, Sheppard’s Pie, or pretty much anything else just leave ‘em on; no real taste difference. The main difference is that it’s healthier; that’s the only …
Captain Sir Thomas Moore
Dear Captain Sir Thomas Moore, You are a hero, a role model, and a gentleman. Thank you sir, the world needs more people like you. Love, Bakker
Imagine all of the Heavy Truck traffic on New Year’s Eve!
Peaty Always Smiles When He Eats Chips
Our Shi-tzu Peaty always smiles when he is about to eat a chip. I have no idea why he does this, but I find it hilarious!
I Just Might
Spherical plains Dividing the days You shake your tongue You’re moving on No-one else near could Venom and rage restrained Defining your caged recourse Finitely close Light years away Nothing else near could No cliched rhetoric speeches Said you’d heard it all before And I’m standing right beside you No-one else near could Five days …
Don’t Be A D##k…Pic Sender
Don’t do it, just don’t. Don’t be a D##k pic sender. I mean don’t send unsolicited pictures of your private parts to strangers. It’s not going to work, and it is rude. My friend has sought romance on some online dating sites, and the volume of prick pics that get sent to her inbox is …
Ring Around The Covid
Mask around your pie-hole, Stay home, or you’re an arsehole Six feet, six feet, Distance all around!