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Elliptical machine with a heart-rate reading of "Chew Two Aspirin"

Uh-Oh!

I bought an elliptical machine a few hundred years ago. So far, it has been doing a fantastic job as a clothes hanger. Yesterday, I finally worked up the motivation to try it out. It’s a pretty cool machine; it shows distance travelled, calories burned, and how fast you are going. It also has a …

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Potatoes

No Skin Off My Potatoes!

I was today year’s old when I learned that there is no point in peeling potatoes, it is a waste of time. Whether you are making French Fries, sMashed Potatoes, Sheppard’s Pie, or pretty much anything else just leave ‘em on; no real taste difference. The main difference is that it’s healthier; that’s the only …

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Buzz Viral

I Just Might

Spherical plains Dividing the days You shake your tongue You’re moving on No-one else near could Venom and rage restrained Defining your caged recourse Finitely close Light years away Nothing else near could No cliched rhetoric speeches Said you’d heard it all before And I’m standing right beside you No-one else near could Five days …

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WEEKEND!

It’s the weekend! Wanna go riding? Hundreds of kilometres of trails are available to ride on right here in Ontario, and you will be amazed at how inexpensive it is to buy a trail-pass for you to ride  them all season! Just visit The Ontario Federation Of Trail Riders website (oftr.ca) to begin your adventure.

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