I bought an elliptical machine a few hundred years ago. So far, it has been doing a fantastic job as a clothes hanger. Yesterday, I finally worked up the motivation to try it out. It’s a pretty cool machine; it shows distance travelled, calories burned, and how fast you are going. It also has a …
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