I bought an elliptical machine a few hundred years ago. So far, it has been doing a fantastic job as a clothes hanger. Yesterday, I finally worked up the motivation to try it out. It’s a pretty cool machine; it shows distance travelled, calories burned, and how fast you are going. It also has a …
Tag: Funny
No Skin Off My Potatoes!
I was today year’s old when I learned that there is no point in peeling potatoes, it is a waste of time. Whether you are making French Fries, sMashed Potatoes, Sheppard’s Pie, or pretty much anything else just leave ‘em on; no real taste difference. The main difference is that it’s healthier; that’s the only …
Imagine all of the Heavy Truck traffic on New Year’s Eve!
Small Business Saturday?!?!…seems suspicious.
Small Business Saturday. Sounds legit, and I agree that it is important to support local, but… are you sure that Small Business Saturday isn’t something made-up by Mr. Kim? (Bakker.ca does not take credit for this photo…we found it here)
Puppy Fight!
Ever since the day we brought these siblings home, they have started every day with a friendly tussle. It brings joy to my heart… I hope that it makes you smile.
This Sign Would Have Been Really Funny In The “Before Times”
Aussie Rules Football?
I’m not familiar with this street sign… Aussie Rules Football Area maybe?
Everyone Deserves A Happy Thanksgiving… Even The Parking Ticket Folks!
I believe that EVERYBODY deserves a Happy Thanksgiving…even the Parking Ticket Writer Folks. I get a ticket on my truck every holiday Monday, so this Thanksgiving, I left a friendly note; Dear Parking Enforcement Officer, I am sure that you will come by and give me a ticket on the Holiday Monday, and I just …
Dress For The Job…
In an unfortunate coincidence, I dressed to match my lawnmower today. I think that my neighbours are laughing at me.
Admit Nothing!
Two of the rules in our house; -Keep an eye on your food -Admit nothing