But… I Was In A Hurry

Dear Everyone In Line At Wal-Mart,

I’m sorry that I walked behind a closed cash register, turned on the light, and shouted;

“I can help the next customers in line over here!”

But I was in a hurry and needed to make our line a little shorter.

Love,

Bakker

Photo Credit Martin Brosy

Personality Test

Are you an Optimist, or a Pessimist? Here is a simple test that you can use to discover which category you fall under. Your results could differ from day to day, so come back often and easily decide if you are having a “Plays Well With Others” day, or a “Does NOT Play Well With Others” day. (as with any test you should consult with your physician before starting a new routine, or, if symptoms persist for more than four hours…or something like that…)

Okay, Ready? Here we go…Read the following sentence;

“This vacuum cleaner really sucks!”

Now ask yourself; did you read that sentence as an insult to the vacuum, or a compliment? If you read it as an insult to the vacuum, you are feeling pessimistic and should probably stay home. If you read it as a compliment to the vacuum, then you are feeling optimistic and you will likely play well with others today!

You’re welcome 🙂

 

What Kind Of A Sick Person Would DO This?

The Bakkery tried to do a little tobogganing the other day, and no less than three popular tobogganing hills were sporting these signs… seriously? Toboganning is a basic human right! How can you deny us the joy of gravity? ITS NOT FAIR!… Anybody got a hill we can use?

Work Sock Sleep Set

“Hey Hon, what do you think of our new comforter set?”

“Socks.”

“What?”

“Work socks.”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean that our new comforter set looks like work socks.”

 

Police Dog worried about his job

Those Poor Dogs

Police dogs, that’s who I feel sorry for. Those poor dogs, through no choice of their own, spend their entire lives honing their skills to sniff out pot and alert their human partners to its presence, either by barking at its location, or sitting down in front of it. These best friends of Law Enforcement have always been rewarded for finding cannabis… and then it became legal. Now these poor dogs must be confused as heck. Imagine what they must be going through; now, they smell dope, start barking and… nothing.

Dog; “BARK!…BARK!… I found pot!”

Cop “Yep.”

Dog; “WOOF!… that guy right there!”

Cop; “I know.”

Dog; “BARK BARK BARK! So bust him!”

Cop; “I can’t.”

Dog; WOOF WOOF!  WTF man HE HAS POT!!!… BUST his ass!”

Cop; “I know but dope is legal now.”

Dog; “Seriously?… what about my future?”  🙁