Work Sock Sleep Set

“Hey Hon, what do you think of our new comforter set?”

“Socks.”

“What?”

“Work socks.”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean that our new comforter set looks like work socks.”

Bedding for the working person?

Police Dog worried about his job

Those Poor Dogs

Police dogs, that’s who I feel sorry for. Those poor dogs, through no choice of their own, spend their entire lives honing their skills to sniff out pot and alert their human partners to its presence, either by barking at its location, or sitting down in front of it. These best friends of Law Enforcement have always been rewarded for finding cannabis… and then it became legal. Now these poor dogs must be confused as heck. Imagine what they must be going through; now, they smell dope, start barking and… nothing.

Dog; “BARK!…BARK!… I found pot!”

Cop “Yep.”

Dog; “WOOF!… that guy right there!”

Cop; “I know.”

Dog; “BARK BARK BARK! So bust him!”

Cop; “I can’t.”

Dog; WOOF WOOF!  WTF man HE HAS POT!!!… BUST his ass!”

Cop; “I know but dope is legal now.”

Dog; “Seriously?… what about my future?”  🙁

 

McBill

My New Hobby!

I have a new hobby…okay, maybe not a hobby, a pastime perhaps. Whatever you want to call it, it amuses me. (and it takes very little to amuse me!) If I find myself ordering in a fast-food restaurant, and they ask me for my name, I say “Marco”, then, when my order is ready and they call out; “Marco!” I wait quietly, and count how many times they say it before some smart-arse answers “Polo!”… So far the average is four “Marco”s before someone says “Polo”…and its usually me 😉

An EXIT sign

Smoke Rises…

Since smoke rises, we are always told that in the event of a fire, we should stay as low as possible to avoid the smoke, and crawl to safety… so why are “EXIT” signs always so close to the ceiling? Wouldn’t it make more sense to also place “EXIT” signs at knee-level so that they are at eye-level, and visible beneath the smoke as we crawl towards them?

An EXIT sign
Since smoke rises, why are these always located on the ceiling?
Group Shot of some of the finest people on the planet

Nothing Else Matters…

It’s true, nothing really matters except friends and family, and this photo contains some of the best of the best. I can’t tell you how important these people are to me, because there is not enough room on the entire internet. What I will say is that I hope that you have people in your life that are as special as these folks are to me, because really; NOTHING else matters.

Its OK To Ask For A Little Help…

Dear Self,

You have reached the point in your life where you are too old to be getting trapped under your own motorcycle while trying to load it onto your trailer. In the future, it is probably a good idea to ask for a little help while loading, preferably BEFORE pinning yourself beneath your bike, and having to summon the strength to lift the darn thing off of yourself just enough to be able to fill your lungs with the required air to call out for help… Dumb-ass!

Love,

Bakker

a pack of motorcycles

Fifth Annual Mario Liotine Memorial Run

 

Had a chance to check out The Woodbridge Back Alley Cruisers’ Fifth Annual Mario Liotine Memorial run, and WOW were there some fine rides there (both two and four-wheeled) Have a look at the video below. (Song in the video; SPEED by Buzz Viral available here on iTunes) Thank-you to The Cruisers for your kindness and hospitality!

Wanna see some more?…Check out their links;

Woodbridge Back Alley Cruisers Facebook Page

Woodbridge Back Alley Cruisers Instagram

 

 

Dang You Shady Realtors!!!

Dear Real Estate Agents Who List Properties At One Dollar Instead Of One Million Dollars In Order To Show Up In More Search Results;
 
You are dishonest and a pain in the a$$. You are really messing up people’s search results. I hope that you step on a Lego Piece in bare feet whilst half-asleep.
 
May the fleas of 1000 camels infest your armpits.
 
Love,
Bakker

Moon Gazing

BAEgelAndCheese and I tip-toed out late last night to have a look at some stars and oh boy was I shocked to get such a clear view of The Moon, here are some pictures; they don’t really do justice to what you actually see through the telescope with your own eye, but if you zoom-in there are some cool details!

Misunderstood

Dear Neighbor that called me a racist,

Although I applaud your efforts to call-out racism, I have to let you know that when you overheard me me telling my daughter not to use the white people towels to clean up a spill; I was referring to the white “people” towels, as opposed to the green “dog ” towels that we have. Again, good job on trying to stand-up to racism, but you are barking up the wrong tree.

Love,
Bakker

P.S. Racism SUCKS!