I was chatting with our pal Deadeye the other day, and he mentioned a place called The Badlands. I had no idea what he was talking about, so I planned a little roadtrip with BAEgelAndCheese, and BakkerBoy to check it out…
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Misty Cornell
I have a friend named Misty. I haven’t seen her in-person for a couple of years, but she has left such a positive impression on me, that I often think of her, and when I see her posts online, I always smile. You see, Misty is one of the most positive people that you could …
Every Cloud…
Dear Identity Thieves, You can have mine, at this point you can only make my credit score better. Love, Bakker!
Our Dog The Sloth
I heard snoring coming from a bedroom the other day, unusal because everybody in our house was awake in the living room. I went to investigate, and caught this member of our Muttley Crew lazily napping the other day…flat on her back with her paws (arms?) straight up in the air… Is this normal for …
Horsing Around
There is ALWAYS time for horsing around!
Whoa There!
Dear Time, SLOW DOWN ALREADY!!!…we are trying to enjoy this life! Love, Bakker
Sometimes I Just Can’t Help Myself
Dear Store Security, I’m sorry that I imitated your Shoplifter Alarm so well. I didn’t mean to cause such a commotion. By the way, you are pretty agile for a fellow your size. Did you ever consider a career in Track and Field? I think you would do quite well. Love, Bakker
We ALL Want A Good Job!… But ARE There Any?!?!
Dear CUPE, Heard your ads complaining about not having good jobs, reliable hours, predictable shifts, and decent wages. Welcome to the real world. Love, Bakker
Dang You Technology!
Dear GPS, Very effing funny. Love, Bakker
Let It Play… Let It Play… LET IT PLAY!!!
Dear Neighbour With The Earth Shattering Stereo, If you must cause the foundation of my house to shake, I’m down with that. I love all kinds of music, and have been known to shake a few foundations myself. However, would you please do us all a favour and play complete songs instead of changing them …