Dear Self, Although it is noble of you to try and diffuse a potential road-rage situation with your charm and wittiness, it is not at all helpful to refer to the Parcel-Delivery Driver involved as “The King Of Queens”. It should be of no surprise to you that said driver went absolutely bananas afterward. Not …
Month: December 2019
Chill
Here is the video that I made for a song called Chill. I wrote the lyrics, and melody, while my pal Rudy wrote and recorded the music. The video is special to me because it contains the most important people in my life, and I love them all. Enjoy!…
I Feel Like Such An Ass
Dear Lady At The Bell Canada Call Centre, I am so sorry that I made you cry on the phone. I was only trying to explain the ongoing issue that I have had with billing over the past four years, and I didn’t mean to raise my voice. I know that it is not your …
Do you poach kangaroos in the Outback at night with that thing?
Dear Guy With The Four Billion Kilowatt Headlamps, You sure are a great driver. I am surprised that its okay for the rest of us to share the roadway with you. I’m not sure where you were going, but it sure must be important. We would all have happily gotten out of your way, but …