Dear Everyone Else Shopping At Wal-Mart The Other Day, I apologize for my outburst. I know that it was vulgar, but I really didn’t say it on purpose, it just sort of popped out of my mouth before I even realized what was happening; you see, I have never tried on reading glasses before, …
Month: January 2017
Dear Mechanic
Dear Owner Of The Mechanic’s Shop, I don’t really have a photographic memory. When you were filling out my invoice, and asked if I knew my cars’s mileage, the only reason that I knew it off of the top of my head like that was that I had just read it out to your technician …
Wintercation… Stay As Long As You Like!!
Dear Winter, I hope you are enjoying your trip out west. I am sure that all of those provinces between Saskatchewan and B.C. are REALLY happy to have you. In fact, I’m pretty sure that they would like you to stay. We held a big meeting out here, and have agreed that its okay with us if you would like …
Technology With A sense Of Humour… Great :(
Dear Voice-To-Text, Oh Boy, you sure are a playful one aren’t you! I was trying to give a (new!) co-worker a traffic tip the other day when I dictated; “Bayview looks like crap today…try Markham up next time maybe…looks a lot better!” Thanks for changing it to: “Babes, you looks like crap today…try make-up next …
Some Other Time, Maybe?
Dear Dogs, I know that you are passionate about your art, and as such, our hardwood floors must be difficult to resist. But please, can you stop practicing your tap-dancing in the middle of the night?… some of us are trying to sleep. Thanks!! Love, Bakker