Dear Neighbour With The Earth Shattering Stereo, If you must cause the foundation of my house to shake, I’m down with that. I love all kinds of music, and have been known to shake a few foundations myself. However, would you please do us all a favour and play complete songs instead of changing them …
Category: Letters From A Bakker
Letters from the Bake
And I Eat With That Thing!
Dear Mouth, In the future, please let Brain catch-up, and assess your comments before you make them. Thanks! Love, Bakker
Sorry!… I just couldn’t help myself!
Dear Random Stranger That Parked His Identical Mini-van Next To Mine, Your remote key-fob wasn’t really controlling both of our vehicles at the same time, I was standing a few cars over with my remote pushing the same buttons as you were pushing on yours. I have to tell you, it was the most fun …
You Did It For Spiderman!
Dear Elusive Spider In My House, If you must keep biting me, can you at least pass some Spider Super Powers on to me please? Thanks! Love, Bakker
Welcome to Bakker.ca!
Hey!… Thanks for checking out Bakker.ca…. We are under renovation right now…please check back soon; Its gonna be AWESOME!!!!
The Million And One Boob March
There’s been some stir in the media lately after three young women riding their bicycles on a lonely road, in the dark, while topless, were pulled over by a police officer, and told that they had to put their shirts back on….inorite! (sorry if you are not hip to inorite… as mr. auto correct here …
Kerry Gray (Blaze Manikan)
Dear God, Thank-you. Thank-you for a great friend. Thanks for all of the wisdom, the personal, and professional advice that he gave me, and so many others. Thank-you for letting me be the one that he called in the middle of the night to ask me to break into his house and retrieve the …
But I’m PAYING For Those Things!
Dear Grocery Store, If you are going to charge me 5 cents for each plastic shopping bag, how about making them a little stronger, and more durable? If I’m paying you, I would expect the bag to carry more than 2 pounds without breaking, and it would be good if they weren’t usually full of …
You Did It For Spiderman!!!
Dear Elusive Spider In My House, If you must keep biting me, can you at least pass some Spider Super Powers on to me please? Thanks, Bakker
Sorry!… I Just Couldn’t Help Myself!
Dear Random Stranger That Parked His Identical Mini-van Next To Mine, Your remote key-fob wasn’t really controlling both of our vehicles at the same time, I was standing a few cars over with my remote pushing the same buttons as you were pushing on yours. I have to tell you, it was the most fun …